9 types of office poopers you find in office

Yes, we know, we know, none of us poops at the office, but you will find different types of poopers in the office. It’s a public loo where you find bacteria swim and we even sit out in a sitting position. All that believed, we still take a route in the office loo many times. Sometimes, we took some digestion tablets to relax, and we are pooping because it’s human to poop.

Some people find it uneasy while there are a few smart ones who think it is human tendency to do. Here are nine such people at work who are trying hard to avoid the walk of shame, from the office cubicle to the loo and among the office gossips, while others are poopers who have no darns to give:-

1.    The flushers:-

These are some person who always flushes every time you go to the loo. It is due to reduce the smell the poop releases in the air and partly as a cover-up for the sounds made by the activity and any slippage of farts.

2.    The secret agent:-

These are the ones who least used the loo in the entire building. They like their peace while they take shed their meadow muffins.

3.    The silencers:-

These are the ones who compress in their surrounding and press so tight that their pooping makes the least noise nearby. They try hard, and if by mistake, there’s a slippage, they slighted in their own eyes.

4.    The rats:-

These are the persons who would check all the office cubicles and make sure you will find no one in the loo except them. If someone enters in the middle, they will halt and wait for them to go till they are sweating and half dead.

5.    The hygiene personified:-

They enter the loo and flush, like the person before they had pulled in buckets of sewage water in the pot. They remove the tank lever as if when they do it, it flushes purified water from the Himalayas. Their muffins can only land into RO water.

6.    The out of closet:-

These are the ones who have no shame in pooping, and for all the right reasons. It is human, why be sheepish? They will most likely even carry newspapers or magazines with them and will leave no doubts about their plan of action.

7.    The clean chits:-

This kind thinks that pooping is a crime, so all evidence must be cleaned. He/She make sure wash the toilet with the tissue and flush many times till the smell get fresher.

                                                                                                        

8.    The cushion providers:-

These will put loads of toilet paper into the pot seat before they release the meadow muffins. They are providing cushioning to their poop for sound absorbing.

9.    The ubiquitous aunt:-

This one isn’t a pooper but you will always found in the loo. They will roam there like own territory, and the poopers hate like their enemy.